Friday, March 31, 2006

Son of McMonkey McBean

My prices are low and I work with great speed
And my work is 100 percent guaranteed
by my new patent process of polar potoxis
of the inner subnuclear nusbaum nogotsis
you will get a star like the Star-Bellied Sneetch
for the mere paltry payment of $3 each

-- Sylvester McMonkey McBean, in the televised version of "The Sneetches," by Dr. Seuss

laser in a bottle - designed to mimic the results of laser technology with QuSome, a patented delivery system that nano-encapsulates potent ingredients-green tea and white tea to help skin fight free radical damage; and grapeseed extract to protect collagen and elastin for firmer skin. -- "dr. brandt's" laser in a bottle

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